World’s funniest joke

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

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Bridge to Hawaii

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant me one wish.”

The sunny California sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”

The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”

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A man goes into a restaurant with an ostrich

They sit down and order:

‘I’d like a hamburger, fries and a Coke,’ says the man, then turns towards the ostrich. ‘And you?’

‘The same’, says the ostrich.

A few minutes later, the waitress brings the food and the bill.

‘$6.40,’ she says.

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The Journey Begins

Thanks for joining me!

Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton

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